NEIGHBORHOOD MUTT MAY SIGN GOLF MASTERS CONTRACT, ENDORSEMENTS!!! by RS

 A dog has been reported playing golf and really well, so well, people believe he should go pro, even animal control was impressed because dogs don’t have opposable thumbs.  

            He was said to have 8 holes in one and has a lot of fans, who watch him at every hole. He is the next big star golfer, and he is known to have a mohawk and spikey hair.